It is the night after the biggest Pay Per View event of all time, Wrestlemania XX, and RAW has just hit it's second hour. The lights dim and a gong tolls. The live crowd rises to their feet and goes wild. A gong hits again, and everyone expects the RAW return of the Undertaker after his amazing match against Kane the night before. The TitanTron illuminates, and a large computerized book appears on the screen. On the front of the book is a large letter "H" in fancy writing. The book opens up to the 1st page, where a large number "5" can be seen. The pages turn and countdown from 5 until it hits the last page in the book. On this page are the words "He's Back", and the TitanTron goes blank. Pyro erupts on the stage and "El Capitan" blares over the sound system. The lights come back on, and Christopher Nowinski walks out onto the stage for his huge RAW return. Christopher walks down to ringside (Wearing his Harvard Jacket and hair slicked back) and ascends the steps into the ring. Christopher grabs the microphone:

Christopher Nowinski: *Looks around arena* "The looks on all of your faces are looks of disappointment. How can you be disappointed with the return of the only Harvard Graduate in WWE history?? I mean, who were you expecting...The Undertaker??" *The crowd goes wild at the mention of the Undertaker's name, mostly because that is who they were expecting.* "Enough about that though, let me tell you why I'm back. You see, I have been sitting at home watching the WWE go to crap, and I knew that I had to come back and be the savior of the WWE once again! And my 1st official duty by returning to the WWE, is for revenge.

You see, on June 21, 2003, I was sidelined by a concussion while wrestling in a match at a RAW brand house show. Now, it wasn't just a singles contest. It was a tag match against one of the most violent teams in the WWE, those Damn Dudley Boyz. You see Dudleyz, you almost ended my career! I have worked so hard to get into the WWE...I have made so many sacrifices to get where I am today in this company, and you go and almost end my career!!! Well Dudleyz, I have devised a plan to get my revenge on you 2 here in the WWE.

You see, I contacted one of my old college professors back at Harvard and he helped retrain me to get back in the ring, and he has agreed to help me get revenge on you 2 here tonight!"

At that moment, Powerman 5000's "Drop The Bombshell" blasts over the sound system. The Dudley Boyz appear on the stage and the crowd goes wild. The Dudleyz run down to ringside and slide into the ring under the bottom rope. They attack Christopher Nowinski and beat him down to the mat. Seconds later, the camera pans up to the top of the stage and out steps a man in a blue graduation gown. The entire wrestling world recognizes him as the returning...Dean Douglas (Shane Douglas's original gimmick in the WWE). Dean runs down to ringside and grabs a chair. He gets into the ring and nails D-Von with the chair. Then he hits Buh Buh. Christopher gets up and hits Buh Buh with the "Honor Roll" to lay him out. Both the Dudleyz are on the mat and Christopher and Dean Douglas stand in the ring with their hands raised.

Next week on RAW

The camera shows Dean Douglas in the back lockerroom with a blackboard right behind him.

Dean Douglas: "You see, I have returned to the WWE for one reason. My former pupil, Christopher Nowinski wanted me to help him get revenge here in this company. So Dudleyz, over the past 6 monthes when I was helping to train Nowinski, I have been studying your performance in the ring, and I have noticed a few things about you."

*Dean turns around and writes an "F" on the board.*

"For your 1st performance, I give you an "F". "F" for flunk. Your action in the ring last week was horrible Dudleyz! How dare you attack people with such intellegence as us?

*Dean writes an "A"."

"But Dudleyz, I will give you an "A". For what you may ask? I'll give you an "A" for awesome. What I mean is that it is going to be absolutely awesome when Christopher and I kick your ass in this ring."

*Dean writes an "I".*

"Next, you will be receiving an "I" Dudleyz. An "I" for incomplete, meaning that you did not finish the job when you had the chance. Yes, you sidelined Christopher for 6 monthes, but you did not totally get rid of him."

*Dean writes an "L".*

"Finally Dudleyz, you will recieve an "L". An "L" for lucky. You see, you are lucky that you didn't get beaten worse last week on RAW. You are lucky that we felt bad for you and have decided to postpone your beating for one more week."

*Dean circles the 1st letters of all the words to form the word "FAIL".*

"So Dudleyz, your final grade here in the WWE is "FAIL". You see, you fail to realize the power that Nowinski and I have over you. You fail to realize what is going to happen when we get into this ring. And Dudleyz, when it comes time, you will learn what happens when you mess with a Harvard professor..."

*Christopher Nowinski walks in next to Douglas.*

Christopher Nowinski: "And when you mess with a Harvard Graduate, you will definitely end up...on the "Honor Roll". CLASS DISMISSED!"

The Next Week On RAW

Christopher Nowinski and Dean Douglas are standing in the back discussing the Dudley Boyz. Seconds later, the Dudleyz run into the back and attack the group. They fight for about 5 minutes and end up in the parking lot. The Dudleyz drag Nowinski over to Honda Accord and motion for the 3-D. They pick Nowinski up and 3-D him right on the hood of the car! The Dudleyz mock Douglas and Nowinski, and walk out of the parking lot.

Later that night, Nowinski and Douglas walk into Eric Bischof's office and demand a match against the Dudleyz. Bischof grants them the match, and it is a Tables Match between Dean Douglas and Christopher Nowinski .vs. The Dudley Boyz at WWE Backlash.

Backlash

The night finally comes and Nowinski and Douglas walk down to ringside. The Dudleyz run down to ringside and the match begins. The match is action packed with the Dudleyz and Nowinski/Douglas both having the upper hand in this seesaw battle. The Dudleyz bring a table into the ring and try to hit the 3-D though the table to Douglas. Nowinski pulls the table away and Douglas hits the Pittsburgh Plunge on Buh Buh through the table. Buh Buh Dudley runs over to Nowinski and tries to hit the Buh Buh Bomb, but Nowinski reverses it and hits the “Honor Roll” over the top rope through a table to win the match. Nowinski and Douglas end up getting the win and becomes huge contenders in the Tag Team Title run.

Back to contest.