"Five, ten, fifteen bucks, we'll own the companies, you'll drive the trucks."

"That's alright, that's ok, you'll all work for us someday."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, the reason I'm talking so slow, is because no one in
Moncton* has passed grade 2."
*substitute Moncton with the name of your city!

"Your chances of getting anywhere in this business are slim to none and Slim's outside
warming up my BMW."

"Considering that we both graduated from well respected universities,
where I majored in philosophy and you obviously majored in...ah...gym." - to Scott Steiner

"Excluding that farcical Tough Enough, Christopher Nowinski has
never tasted failure in his life. Maven made me see the world through
his eyes - through the eyes of a loser, a failure. I'm never going to look
at the world through those eyes again"

"I prefer to compete in a more civilized manner, where the most dangerous weapon is not a table or chair. It's intelligence."

"Wrestling fans always look for something new and exciting, so he needs to body-slam his critics,
put a choke hold on new ideas and drop a few elbows through the holes in his platform on Iraq
and the economy." - Chris on President Bush's speech at the Republican National Convention (NY Times)

Quotes about Chris

"Christopher Nowinski has more degrees than a thermometer" - Jerry Lawler

"Hey JR...how can you tell who's a Harvard grad?" - Jerry Lawler
"By the huge H on his ass?" - Jim Ross

"Well, Nowinski is entitled to his opinion but I guess he’s also entitled to get his ass
kicked." - Jerry Lawler

"His brain is so big his head has stretch marks." - Jerry Lawler

"Maybe it's just me, but doesn't Chris physically resemble a former young standout?
A rich-kid wrestler named Hunter Hearst Helmsley?" - Corey Clayton (reporter)

"Another real interesting guy is Chris Nowinski. He went to Harvard and he's a really
interesting guy. He had great tales about his parents. They just abhored when he gave
wrestling a shot, as he had a job at abrokerage. He's a funny, witty, guy, too. But
obviously, we had to cut in some places. - Ken Leiker (editor of Unscripted)

"I might go with Harvard Grad Chris Nowinski." - Lance Storm (when asked who he thought the most educated wrestler in America was)

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